Monday, November 29, 2010

The Difference Between Men & Women Talking

TWO WOMEN TALKING:

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I
mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to
take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
...
...
...
....
....
...
...
...
...

NOW TWO MEN TALKING

Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Water bridge ... Over a river...!


Even after you see it, it is still hard to believe!

Water Bridge in Germany .... What a feat!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Why we should read Bhagavad Gita?

An illustrative Story…….



An old farmer lived on a farm in the mountains with his young grandson. Each morning the old man was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Bhagavad Gita. His grandson wanted to be just like his grandfather and tried to imitate him in every way he could.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Amazing Coincidences !!

A computer error gave two women in America called Patricia the same social security number. When the two women were brought together in an office to rectify the blunder they discovered that

* They had both been born with the names Patricia Ann Campbell
* Both of their fathers were called Robert Campbell
* Their birthdays were on 13th March 1941
* They had both married military men in the year 1959 (within eleven days of each other)
* They each had two children aged 19 and 21
* They both had an interest in oil painting
* Both had studied cosmetics
* Both had worked as book-keepers